Thursday, September 1, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
30 Day Movie Challenge
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The time
My friends and I had come up with a plan to ditch school early. What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time. We went to our neighbourhood corner store and stole snack for the whole day. The dude running the place wasn’t happy and called the cops. What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time. We ditched that scene and went back to my buddy’s house to smoke weed and eat our snacks because his mom was at work during the day. What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time. We slept for a couple of hours and when everybody had woken up we headed to mall to see what was what. Everybody was out of school by then it would be jam packed with kids we knew. What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time. We tried running our game on girls we thought were pretty good looking but got turned down. We started berating them for not wanting to be with us. What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time. We soon grew tired of getting turned down so we just walked around the mall looking for someone else to harass. We found one of our classmates that everybody picks on. We made him cry and he swore that he would tell his uncle but we just laughed at him. What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time. We decided to go to the playground outside our school. We were bored so we decided to play some basketball. What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time. A couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in the neighbourhood. I got into on little fight and my mom got scared and said ‘you’re movin’ in with your auntie and uncle in bel-air’, but what can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Monday, June 13, 2011
I'm Tired
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Almost everybody in this crazy world of ours has heard of Waldo and his world-wide game of hide and seek. We’ve looked for him while we were waiting in the dentist office, emergency room, funeral home. Everybody asks the question “where’s Waldo? Where’s Waldo? Is he hiding behind the elephant or talking that weird little gnome.” What People rarely ever ask themselves is why is Waldo hiding? Is he looking for something? Or who is Waldo?
Waldo is a mysterious figure if you sit there and think about it. We know next to nothing about him. On the Waldo Wiki Page it states that he comes from the land of Waldos, which is filled with a land filled with Waldos just like him. So this means that the Waldo we saw in the picture of the beach is not the same Waldo that we saw in the picture of the camp site. It also states that he is human and that part might be true. He could have just been a scientist gone mad with due to the cloning that he foolishly tested on himself, and the world government sent him and his clones to a different planet.
It also seems like that this Waldo can travel through time with the help of his magical walking stick. How did he end up finding or creating this mystical piece of lumber that allows him to toy with the time space continuum? I think it is because of this constant zigzagging through time and space that he ripped a hole in it, allowing an “anti-Waldo” or Odlaw to crossover to his plane of existence. This being from the parallel universe is the exact opposite from Waldo, He’s describe as being mean, nasty, loathsome and disgusting. This description could be true or could have been written from the highly biased narrator. Could Odlaw be trying to stop the mad clones of Waldo from using the magic walking stick from being used properly? Or could he be trying to use it for his own selfish gains.
With all this time travel, teleportation and parallel universes, could it be possible that Waldo altered reality so that he may become a god? I say this because Waldo has many followers all over the world and seem to be everywhere he goes. These so called “Waldo Watchers” are always where Waldo seems to he has no shortage of followers in past, present and future. Maybe it is because of these “watchers” that Waldo is constantly hiding or possibly basking in the glory of all those who worship him. Is this why he’s always smiling in those postcards that he’s sending to the narrator? Is the narrator Odlaw? Is he being taunted by Waldo because Waldo has what Odlaw always wanted? We may never know the true intentions of the mythical Waldo but what we do know is he will continue to be the most sought after man in dentist offices all over the globe.
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